Prophetic Sightings

Because prophets are just like regular people, but with more beards.

Sighting 1: The Great Sock Conspiracy

Our team of expert prophets has discovered a plot to steal all the world's socks in a single night.

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Sighting 2: The Secret Life of a Potted Plant

Our top prophets have uncovered the shocking truth behind the existence of potted plants as more than just mere decoration.

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